a boring man's bucket list

Some of the things that I've managed to achieve the past year go as follows:

• Went on a holiday without family
• Kicked a coral while snorkelling (even have the scars to prove it!!!)
• Got stopped by the cops
• Got a job
• Shaved my head bald
• Stopped numerous fights (bangga)
• Had my pants pulled down by a friend
• Pulled down a friend's pants
• Did rappelling!!!
• Shot an M16!!!
• Got my own room (YAASSSS)
• Got my driver's license (YAASSSS x2)
• Got a proper pedalboard
• Improved musically (i think lah haha)
• went to college (not that i had a choice)
• got inked
• dropped my phone and cracked it
• fixed my phone
• Gained weight
• Grew shorter (i kid you not)
• lost my shit
• gathered my shit
• then lost it again

Meant to be humorous. I'll do a proper review of the past year soon I promise.